Although it may not be obvious when reading this blog from somewhere other than my own PC, this website has finally emerged victorious from a struggle with the evil forces that have besieged it. Since laying one hand on my monitor and waving the other one in the air with my eyes closed while yelling "KARAHABALALABABALA" as loud as I could, the site works again and the php demons have left. It's a miracle I tells ya.

On the subject of miracles, why do some pentecostal preachers insist on adding an extra "a" onto the end of every single word they say? "Miracles" becomes "Miracles-a!", "breakthrough" becomes "breakthrough-a!" and "healed" becomes "healed-a!" It is a habit I find so indescribably irritating that I would certainly rank it with the Crusades and the Inquisition as one of the worst things ever to happen in the history of the church.

In other news, I have resigned from my job as an employee of Mammon (I say this only half-jokingly and in anticipation of being Bible-bashed by C Tilling) and feel like I can finally be me again and not work a billion hours a week in a pointless job with people I don't like. It's a long, boring and complicated story that maybe I'll write about some other time.

In the meantime I'm getting married in 26 days. Quite scary yet also quite exciting.

To be continued.